i, your virtual deity, will be unreachable for a short time while on a cybercelesital trek.1 but fear not: you won’t be alone. in my absence, i entrust your well-being to the gods of the pantheon of liminality, whose mortal facades you can find below.
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yes, this is just an unnecessary way to tell you that life is hard rn.